Over at Coutorture, we recently posted former Mooka Kinney designer Rachel Antonoff’s latest lookbook, which just happened to have actresses Scarlett Johansson and Alia Shawkat.  To make a long story short, I just received the strangest email.  Apparently some spammer in Germany wanted to alert me that Scarlett Johansson is actually a clone of another human being, and the FBI might become involved.  I hope this brings a smile to your Friday.

Hello dear Ms. [redacted]!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady!
I’ll tell you guys more, that clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Apparently those clones are very actively shown on your website. This is just a warning, because original person is not happy about those images and video, rumors and etc., in that way it would be really nice if you try slow down that ”actress” career development on your magazine, original Scarlett’s parents will really appreciated that. Please do that, do not wait until FBI agent give you a call with questions. Please remember that original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created, it all need to be return back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. If you ignore warning after this message, there can happen law suit..

Original Scarlett is not engage!

Her close friend Serg G.

P.S.

H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.
These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

 

Yet more Scarlett Johansson for Louis Vuitton.  Remember her first set of LV ads?  We're still bored.  Same bags, same poses, same campaigns dripping with glamour, same pretty pretty starlett.  Mix it up LV!  Whether it be Giselle, Uma, or any other PYT, it always ends up being exactly the same.  Next please.

Images are emerging from Scarlett Johansson's Fall 2007 campaign with Louis Vuitton.  Comparing these to the Spring 2007 images,  I find myself quite bored.  The colors are brighter, but there is nothing revolutionary.  While old Hollywood glamour may never go out of style, it certainly becomes boring at the hands of Louis Vuitton.  What do you think?

Images of Scarlett Johanson's collaboration with Reebok, Scarlett hearts RBK, are beginning to emerge. While browsing OhNoTheyDidn't tonight, I noticed something quite odd about Scarlett's shoes :

I own these exact shoes, and they happen to be over four years old. I purchased them at a downtown TJ Maxx in NYC, with a drag queen's assistance. I only paid $30. I was so shocked at Reebok's lack of originality that I actually pulled out my very own shoes and compared the with the ones on the screen. Color for color, stripe for stripe. That's right Scarlett, you're "more than a cover story." You're also a copycat.

Edit:  Apparently they're the Retro Aztec, and Reebox has a preview of them. Wonder how much they'll be?

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--Naomi Campbell may still beat people up. The supermodel was sentenced to five days of community service, a $363 fine, and attend anger management classes. What part of those three things is going to keep her from throwing cell phones? None of them. The world would be a lot better if her phone superglued to her hand. Via Radar Online

--A "source" told MSN that Britney Spears may be pregnant again. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.” Well gosh ya'll, if that sparkle is a sign of pregnancy, I'm pregnant all the time. Via MSN

--Do you remember MelRose from America's Next Top Model? Of course you do. She was the know everything girl who came in second that everyone hated. Everyone except Jeremy Piven. Apparently, they were seen making out all night. Via Best Week Ever

--Finding out dirt on the American Idol contestants is always my favorite part. DeathByCamera has taken it upon themselves to conduct an American Idol Myspace hunt. Yes, even the Urban Amish have Myspaces. Via DeathByCamera

--More Angelina Jolie diva behavior is revealed. Apparently at the Vogue cover shoot, she and Annie Leibovitz didn't get along. US Weekly even wonders if there is an Angelina backlash approaching. Via US Weekly

--Watch your temper Ms. Diaz. Rumors have been swirling that Cameron is quite the jealous type. Apparently she was running back and forth between she and Justin's table at the Globes, and now she's jealous of Jessica Biel. Via NY Post

--In case you missed it, here's Paula Abdul acting totally cracked out in a Fox News interview. I'm not kidding. Crazy lady. Can I have some of what she's on?

Following in the footsteps of Marie Antoinette and Scarlett Johansson staring in Louis Vuitton's Spring ad campaign, MAC has released Danse, a collection of muted blues, greys and corals to lead you perfectly into spring. Taking a cue from their own work on the Spring/Summer 2007 collections, the Danse collection emphasises the lips.

To achieve this look on your own, maintain a strong lip using corals and deep pinks, while lightly paying attention to the eyes. Be sure you line your eyes with a soft light brown or light grey liner as not to distract from the attention you are placing in your lips.